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Are you on Facebook to network with others in your field? I doubt it!  Are all of your friends REALLY YOUR FRIENDS? They might be.   But for the majority, I speculate that there is some type of Fuckery that is going on and I am curious to find out.  So instead of giving a biased and uneducated answer to my thoughts of what’s going on in the Facebook world, I decided to  create a FAKE profile to prove my hypothesis of people trying to use Facebook as a hook up tool rather than its original intent; to keep in contact with lost ones and current friends and family.

So here is the profile I decided to create, it’s nothing special, but I wanted to put a little spin on it.   First, I  wanted to make it a Female profile so that I can get results faster, because I am a man and I know how men think.  Secondly, I would put her in a RELATIONSHIP, to show you how unimportant a relationship status is to a Man!! Lastly, I added 3 pics and added some video and links and commented on some friends pages to make the profile somewhat believable.  Believability is crucial in this test!

So the test begins,  after adding random guys and gals, it only takes a couple of days before the messages to come pouring in.  Now, if these people were on here to just keep in contact with long lost friends and family there would be no reason to add her, BUT THEY DO!!  So let the games begin..

To protect the Innocent and horny, I erased the names and faces.  But to let you in on an Esquire Secret, all these guys are either married or in a committed relationship.  Here is a sample of what is hiding inside of the private messaging section.

Nothing about old times, Nothing about the good old days, nothing but compliments and trying to get contact information.  After 1 month, this one gal that I created out of thin air had over 300 guy friends and over 200 private messages just like the ones above.

In conclusion,  I have proven that Facebook is the new dating game and its only going to get better once Facebook realizes the dating element of this site.  The online dating niche is one of the largest and most profitable niches online today and Facebook has just put its name in the hat and it doesn’t cost a dime.

Always respect & love the Ladies,

D.Esquire

So your in desperate need of a hug? You want to wake up to that special someone, huh?  You miss those special moments with your Boo, right?

Well, women sorry to tell you, if your at this point, it’s time to do one thing—— SETTLE!!

I bet you’ve told yourself and your girlfriends that you don’t have to settle.  You have it going on to the point that men should be drinking your bath water.  Your milkshake has all the boys running, right?  Well, statistically speaking every day you go on thinking that there are fresh new 18 years who JUST entered the dating mix.  And what does that mean to you, it means one thing, COMPETITION!!

In most large urban cities, women out number men at least 5 to 1.  And when you take in account the gay men, the men in jail, the men that already have women, the men that has no ambition, the men that have too many negatives, the men that have small penises, the men that still lives with their mothers, did I mention the men in JAIL, the men the are out of you league, the men that aren’t in your league, the men that only date white chicks, the men that only date strippers, the men that only date foreign women with big booties and long weaves, you are left with not much to chose from.

So, settling isn’t necessarily a good thing or a bad thing, now a days its the ONLY THING..  You see, between the ages of 18 -29 typically are the PRIME years for women but many don’t take advantage.  They tend to want to date ballers, thugs, and the typical dudes they KNEW weren’t marriage material. So now after the dust settles, they want to have a serious relationship with a devoted, professional, god fearing, good looking, well mannered guy with no kids and making $100,000 a year with a 10 inch penis.  But note to all women, this dude, if he exists, won’t be available, and if he does and you find him after age 29, you best to play the lottery cause you one lucky B*tch!!

So, is settling bad?  Of course not, settling is not a death sentence, its just lowering your standards to dealing with someone more manageable.  Sort of like wanting a Lexus but settling for a Camry, same body style but less features and less sexy.

Here’s how you make settling more fun.  Make a list of absolute No-No’ s and then on the other side a list of Maybe’s and a list of Absolutely must have’s.    Begin to date and whomever has the best balance of Absolute’s against the No-No’s shall be the victor.  Remember what the definition of dating, and that is exploring your options with multiple men with the mentality of streamlining your candidates to the ultimate suitor.

Always respect & love the Ladies,

D.Esquire

If you are dating a really fine girl and havin really good sex with her, how soon does your money becomes her money?