Rule #1: Never ever write shit down.
This includes phone numbers, dates, anything that could be traced back to your evil doings.
Rule #2: If you need to take the TRICK out, ALWAYS pay with cash.
Cash can’t be traced. Credit cards and gift cards are a NO-NO…
Rule #3: Before you start your whimsical escapades, make sure you have your Main chick on a TIGHT SCHEDULE.
THIS STEP IS CRUCIAL.. Fucking this step up will cause all types of daggers in ya armour, so pay attention. Now, although you love spending time with your Boo, you MUST have some ME TIME, even if you don’t have shit to do…. Meaning, always have somewhere you need to be at around certain times, and this has to be good, not the typical GYM crap. Start an online business and have networking functions to attend or join an all male association like the 50 Black Men of Atlanta, something that your main chick won’t be able to join you on any given night. Have a pattern established for at least 6 months, so that when you reel in your side piece, she just slides into that time slot, just like a pizza in an oven.
Rule #4: Never, Ever, Introduce her to your boys. Always Roll Solo..
Ever see Jungle Fever? Good, then you know what I am talking about.. So if ya girl has any inclination that you are doing dirt, it’s her word against yours.
Rule #5: Get some type of Wild dirt on your side piece, just in case she gets out of line.
We all know woman catch feelings. Plus, she thinks she is the main meal, so naturally she going to come after you with all guns blazing if she finds out she isn’t. This is where the wild dirt comes in handy. Get a naked pic of her or tape her verbally saying some ill shit and make sure you have a list all her friends email list that you can potentially send it to if she gets crazy ( THIS CAN BE DONE VERY EASILY- make a bullshit email addy and send her some bullshit every so often, pretty soon she will send you one of many forwards women get on a daily and BOOM copy the email addys that are on the forward and now you have a BLACKMAIL LISTING!!)
Rule #6: Never go longer than 6 months with any Trick.
The longer you go the more of a chance YOUR going to catch feelings and end up messing some of these steps up.. A Trick isn’t meant to be more than a pre-meal, finger food, a snack so don’t get it confused with the ENTREE’.
Rule #7: Never Trick with a chick in the same area code or zip code.
A Trick must have to travel in order to link. The closer a trick is to the Bat Cave the increased chances of getting caught. Date outside your city, state, even country..
Rule #8: Always misspell your name to a chick..
With Facebook and Myspace, it will only be a matter of time before this chick turns in to Sherlock Holmes. So don’t give her any clues to make her job any easier.
Rule #9: Your professional job to a Trick should always be a National Account Sales Executive.
Meaning you are NEVER at home and ALWAYS on the move. Stick and move, stick and move, the more stagnant you stay in place, the easier of a target you become.
Rule #10: Never give a TRICK your real Cell Number.
Go online and get an online fax/phone number. Services like www.k7.net is a god sent. When a Trick calls it goes to an online answering services and it goes directly to your email in a form of voicemail. You can either forward the calls to your cell or let them go into this service. Here’s a better way.. Buy a Pre-paid cell phone and forward the calls to it. Don’t let your main chick know of this prepaid and don’t let the TRICK know of your real cell.
Now, I just covered a lot of ground here. These are just the basics, there are lots more ways but these are the mere basics to build a solid foundation.