Esquire’s 5 minute man answer:
A: The same reason why women lie about theirs.

Esquire’s Let me pull ya hair and bang ya back out, Give it to you straight with no chaser answer:
A: For the right situation men will be honest about their relationship status.  But, if the situation doesn’t benefit us being honest, we going to lie about it, very simple. Men are opportunists, explorers, we go out of our way to find weak and unsuspecting prey, it’s described as “The thrill of the hunt.”  Woman, on the other hand, are forgiving, nurturing, emotional, and  tender creatures, which are all the main ingredients needed for a great way to get your heart broken.

HERE ARE MY TOP REASONS WHY MEN LIE
1.  Most of the time men aren’t emotionally involved enough with the “other” situation to risk losing their current situation over.
2.  It’s who that man is.  A LIAR!  You are who you are regardless of what labels people put on you in your life.  If you are a goofy and funny person, then regardless of who don’t like you or don’t know you, you will always be a goofy and funny person.  If your a liar and cheater, then that is what you are til the day you die.  A bird is a bird, a dog is a dog, a liar is a liar.
3.  Selfishness.  Cheating, lying, stealing, and infidelity are all self serving acts in itself.  These acts have nothing to do with the person being cheated on per se.   He’s just into himself and milking the situation or person for what he can get out of it and THAT’S THAT.
4. Because women allow it!!
5. It’s easy..
6. Certain men are lazy creatures. It takes a lot more effort to be honest, caring, and forthcoming than it does to be an all out non caring, dishonest liar.

HERE ARE MY TOP REASONS WHY WOMEN ACCEPT OR STAY WITH MEN THAT LIE
1. Women believe that they can change men.
2. Insecure woman may feel that they cannot do any better, even feel they don’t deserve to be treated any better.
3. Guilty.  Women cheat too, maybe they have cheated in the past and forgive them due to their own guilt and shame,
4. Special Perks such as fame or financial gain.
5. Certain women just aren’t very smart.

Just as there are a million and 1 reasons why men lie about their relationship status, there are a million and 2 reasons why a woman will TALK HERSELF into believing these lies.  As long as there are more woman to believe the lies then the men telling them, MEN WILL ALWAYS HAVE A REASON TO LIE ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP STATUES.

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Is this really happening?  Are you telling me that my ex, the one that left me for that other guy isn’t happy.  You mean to tell me that  she’s  really miserable?  Seriously!! You mean to tell me that my wishes of her life becoming filled with rainy days and thunderstorms have actually come true? Trust me, these are actual statements men make after finding out their ex isn’t living La Vida Loca.

Regardless how cool or perfect a man perceives himself to be, no matter what type of game he runs talking about how hard he is, these thoughts after a bad breakup are more common than what men would like to admit to.  It is very rare for any relationships to end without someone  getting the short end of the stick. And when the short end of the stick is handed to a man,  that bad experience is taken more personal than how a woman would take it.  The element behind such a phenomenon is what we call a Man’s EGO.

Back in the days,  let’s call it, B.I. (Before Internet) the only way us men could ever know that our ex isn’t living a better life without us was to either bump into her unexpectingly or hear it from a mutual friend that life isn’t as sweet as it should be.  But technology has officially changed all that..

Enters FACEBOOK…Facebook has officially changed our lives in ways we still are trying to figure out.  Facebook was originally intented for college students to have the ability to keep in contact with each other.  But with the growing popularity  and diversity of  its users, Facebook has morphed itself to have many different uses.  It has now become a research tool for employers to do background checks on future and current employees , businesses use it as a research tool to track the popularity of  its products and services, and for the NEW AGED INTERNET PLAYERS,  a place to do research on women.

Look at how, someone’s ex is expressing her current state of affairs.  If this was my ex, do you know how many ways I can use my charm to benefit ME in this following situation?

And this popular STATUS CHANGE is a players dream, lol:

So, revenge is finally here…. My ex is single and lonely!! What now?  Is this the final chapter?  Time to move on, right?  You mean from the EX that had that one special talent, we’re talking about the EX that would try anything three times, that EX???

Hmmmm….stay tuned for future articles and podcasts,  I will teach you men how to take advantage of these situations.  Remember,  life isn’t fair and neither are the rules in the dating game.

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Are you crying yourself to sleep like a little bitch?  Do you tend to listen to music and reminisce over old times?  Are you constantly looking for ways to get revenge on that trick that got over on you

STOP IT!!! MAN UP!!

Being depressed over a recent breakup can be a confidence destroyer, if you let it.  As you have been skipping down the yellow brick road you’ve probably found out along the way that life isn’t fair.  Good things tend to happen to bad people and vice versa, again that’s life, deal with it.  The true test of a man’s character is not how he deals with his successes, but how he bounces back from life’s adversity.  If you are looking for ways to get her back or to get back at her, LEAVE NOW!!  This is only for those willing to make a change and who aren’t afraid to take a chance on something different.  Below, I am going to show you how to get over your ex in Exactly 5 days. ( Results aren’t 100%, but damn near)

DAy 1:  Pour out a little Liquor!!

In order to treat the situation correctly and effectively you have to DEAL with the situation at hand.  And the situation is that your prized possession (Your ex-chick) is gone…  So have a pity party for yourself, sulk in your favorite shirt, look at pictures of you and her together all hugged up like two drunk koala bears.  Talk to yourself, walk around the house and yell at the walls,  act as if your ex was in the room and she gave you the RARE opportunity to voice your feelings for the very last time.  Today is the last day that you will ever see her again, today is the last day you will ever talk to her, THIS IS IT, so get what ever  girlie emotions you have out now or forever hold your peace.

DAY 2:  Watch Casper the Friendly Ghost!

This is the most important step.  Go and download ANY episode of Casper the Friendly Ghost because this is who you are NOW going to be.  You are now going to be a ghost in her life.  No phone calls, no emails, no driving by her house, no contact what so ever.   The reason why you want to be ghost is two-fold.   For one, it gives you power because it will show her that you don’t need her and that you have moved on even if you haven’t.  Secondly, depending on how you two broke, space and time usually heals all wounds, especially for women.  And if you treated her right throughout your relationship and she was the main reason why it didn’t work, 9 times out of 10 she will be hunting you down in due time when her next situation crumbles, TRUST ME!!

Day 3: Take out the Garbage

Remember those nasty pics you took of her that last day in June or maybe that6 minute video of your girl blowing your trumpet, DELETE THEM!!  Remember those pictures of that cruise you took to Jamaica, BURN DEM!!  Any and everything that you can think of that will remind you of her, toss them out, it’s a new era, fade her ass to the black.  This my friend will  give you the ultimate closure, there is no turning back, no reminders of the past.

DAy 4:  Change your Underwear

Today is a day of change, it’s time to give yourself a complete makeover.  First, you will want to get a new email address or if that is too difficult block and delete her contacts.  All too often, if you have communicated with an ex via email, out of weakness you may decide to email her or you might become delusional and unfocused and check your email every 10 minutes hoping she emails you, begging you back into her hairy arms.  Next, change your cell and home numbers, knowing that she has no way of getting in contact with you is the best healing medicine you can take plus it eliminate all hope from your heart that she will eventually call you.  Changing your address is not necessary, there is a very low percentage that you will have to worry about her knocking on your door late at night for a reconciliation, so taking drastic measures as such is unneeded.

Day 5:  Do YOU!!

List 5 things that you need to improve about yourself.  It can be to lose 15 pounds or to make an additional $5,000 for a better automobile.  You need to list specific goals and specific ways to attain those goals.  You want to learn and grow from every experience, good and bad.  So change your cup to half full rather than half empty.  Get the wind behind your back and the ground beneath your feet and move something player!!  Focus on making yourself someone that every woman would die to have, do it for YOU and not for the fallacy that your ex will find out how much your Swag level has increased and come running back to you.

These steps will not only just help you get over your ex, but it will help you focus on the most important person in your life, YOU!! Improving you, helping you become a better person, lover, man, father is what you are trying to accomplish.  There will always  be one constant in every relationship, YOU!  You will not and cannot control another woman’s actions, a woman for the most part is only going to do what’s best for her at whatever point she’s at in her life.  So with that being said, women are all programmed differently, they all react differently to any type of stress and stimuli.  Some want what they can not have, some are never satisfied with anything, good or bad.  On the other hand, you do have that rare breed of women that will cherish and appreciate a good  man with character, ambition, etc. and that my friend is where you need to be.  Seek to become BETTER and not BITTER.  You need to be prepared for when that special opportunity arises that your preparation has you ready and On-point.

-Esquire

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